It's ALL me,me,me!

Tomorrow is the day,I will start posting blogs about my desperate dating disasters but first I think you need to get up close and personal to the REAL Hannah Desperado!

Getting to know me,getting to know all about me...

I am Hannah,Last name Desperado(not really,but it should be).

I am a BAD girl with a GOOD heart!

I am not a GOOD girl who is secretly a BITCH!

But that's not to say I don't love to bitch(because let's face it,what girl doesn't?)!

Why am I so desperado?

Hmm...it's because I can't get a guy!

My friend Amy tries to give me her castoffs because she feels sorry for me,but even those guys don't want me and to be honest I don't want them either(sloppy seconds anyone?)

Tis the day after yesterday and it feels like the present.

It makes hAnnAh's day being around happy,positive people who will make hAnnAh laugh!

Reasons I'm still single?Not sure,but one guy once told me I come across as 'too desperate'...hence the nickname!

Why have I decided to blog about my embarrassing life?You know what?I really don't know!

I suppose it's because I love writing and I love reading other people's blogs,so I became jealous and wanted one of my very own!

I didn't really know what to write about so I thought I'd write about what I know the most about...MYSELF!

Some really,really,REALLY random facts about myself:

I adore singing into my hairbrush,an empty wine bottle or even a banana!Although I can't sing at ALL!

I love the taste of treacle!

My 'boyfriend' is my Sky Plus!

My favourite song is currently 'Fuck the Pain Away' by Peaches.

My ideal boyfriend?Brad Pitt is an obvious choice but I want to be a little different...either Russell Brand or Mark Owen from Take That!

What do I look like?I have blonde hair,brown eyes and freckles!

So that's your lot...though it's probably of no interest to you!
hANNAh(spelt backwards)Desperado!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Woo Hoo I got a Tattoo!

Woo hoo!

Today I got a new tattoo! It hurt like HELL(but I was expecting that so I wasn't surprised really).
I found the inspiration for it in Pete Doherty's left index finger and Britney's knickerless car exists...(sorry,I'm just attempting to be a bit random there).
But seriously now(and I'm NEVER serious!)
I love this fucking thing so much!

In other news...I put that picture of me wearing THAT skirt on myspace but it got removed! I guess the myspace staff thought my arse was offensive...oh well,they wouldn't be the first.
Well I'm fighting back cos' I think my arse is hot(well someone's got too)!

Anyway,back to the tattoo! I love love love it,plus I've lost weight(about half a stone) so as much as I hate to blow my own trumpet ....I must admit I look pretty damn good right now(maybe I'll have a chance of meeting someone now?)!


That's about it(for now)...
Over and I'm out...
Hannah(Spelt backwards!) Desperado...
AKA
mISS DESperate!
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hAnnAh Desperado AKA Miss Desperate!

So I've tried it all...

Speed Dating

Internet Dating

Blind Dating

"Normal" Dating

Date Dating

Dating Dates(okay those last two don't exist but if they did,I would try them)...and any other sort of dating you can think of!

But have I got what I'm looking for...a guy to love me(or at least a guy to lay me then leave me)?

Noooooooooo...

I'm single and NOT happy!

 

SO... this is where I get the name Miss Desperate© (also known as hAnnAh Desperado among close friends).

I am SO desperate to find a man,that I've gone out on the town in a home made outfit that Jodie Marsh(see picture) would happily get married in(it was an itsy bitsy micro mini skirt with holes cut all over it so that it exposes EVERY single flaw on my arse cheeks)!

My mate and I made it ourselves(her idea,she thought it would get me LOADS of attention, and it did just not the right kind).

When I was walking down the street,people actually thought I was a hooker...no joke!

We were meant to be going to the pub but I just couldn't face going for a drink because I was so mortified!

 

Other Desperate Dating Disasters?

There is of course the incident in Tenerife involving tequila and a gay bloke who I was trying to get off with(thinking he was straight)...but I won't go into too much detail there(that's for another blog entry)!

 

Anyway...

A random fact about me...

My favourite word is hAnnAh

Because as you probably know,you can spell it the same spelt backwards(which is why I sometimes refer to myself as hAnnAh,spelt backwards!)

 

Well that's all for now folks!

Keep it together!

Because SOMEONE has too and it certainly ain't gonna be MOI!

Hannah(spelt backwards)Desperado!

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