Speed Dating
Internet Dating
Blind Dating
"Normal" Dating
Date Dating
Dating Dates(okay those last two don't exist but if they did,I would try them)...and any other sort of dating you can think of!
But have I got what I'm looking for...a guy to love me(or at least a guy to lay me then leave me)?
Noooooooooo...
I'm single and NOT happy!
SO... this is where I get the name Miss Desperate© (also known as hAnnAh Desperado among close friends).
I am SO desperate to find a man,that I've gone out on the town in a home made outfit that Jodie Marsh(see picture) would happily get married in(it was an itsy bitsy micro mini skirt with holes cut all over it so that it exposes EVERY single flaw on my arse cheeks)!
My mate and I made it ourselves(her idea,she thought it would get me LOADS of attention, and it did just not the right kind).
When I was walking down the street,people actually thought I was a hooker...no joke!
We were meant to be going to the pub but I just couldn't face going for a drink because I was so mortified!
Other Desperate Dating Disasters?
There is of course the incident in Tenerife involving tequila and a gay bloke who I was trying to get off with(thinking he was straight)...but I won't go into too much detail there(that's for another blog entry)!
Anyway...
A random fact about me...
My favourite word is hAnnAh
Because as you probably know,you can spell it the same spelt backwards(which is why I sometimes refer to myself as hAnnAh,spelt backwards!)
Well that's all for now folks!
Keep it together!
Because SOMEONE has too and it certainly ain't gonna be MOI!
Hannah(spelt backwards)Desperado!
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2 comments:
A real disaster. I must admit. :(
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