Tomorrow is the day,I will start posting blogs about my desperate dating disasters but first I think you need to get up close and personal to the REAL Hannah Desperado!
Getting to know me,getting to know all about me...
I am Hannah,Last name Desperado(not really,but it should be).
I am a BAD girl with a GOOD heart!
I am not a GOOD girl who is secretly a BITCH!
But that's not to say I don't love to bitch(because let's face it,what girl doesn't?)!
Why am I so desperado?
Hmm...it's because I can't get a guy!
My friend Amy tries to give me her castoffs because she feels sorry for me,but even those guys don't want me and to be honest I don't want them either(sloppy seconds anyone?)
Tis the day after yesterday and it feels like the present.
It makes hAnnAh's day being around happy,positive people who will make hAnnAh laugh!
Reasons I'm still single?Not sure,but one guy once told me I come across as 'too desperate'...hence the nickname!
Why have I decided to blog about my embarrassing life?You know what?I really don't know!
I suppose it's because I love writing and I love reading other people's blogs,so I became jealous and wanted one of my very own!
I didn't really know what to write about so I thought I'd write about what I know the most about...MYSELF!
Some really,really,REALLY random facts about myself:
I adore singing into my hairbrush,an empty wine bottle or even a banana!Although I can't sing at ALL!
I love the taste of treacle!
My 'boyfriend' is my Sky Plus!
My favourite song is currently 'Fuck the Pain Away' by Peaches.
My ideal boyfriend?Brad Pitt is an obvious choice but I want to be a little different...either Russell Brand or Mark Owen from Take That!
What do I look like?I have blonde hair,brown eyes and freckles!
So that's your lot...though it's probably of no interest to you!
hANNAh(spelt backwards)Desperado!!!!!!!!!!!!
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3 comments:
I've just found your site and am looking forward to your tales of desperation.
I'm sure you're not that desperate, but will try annoying at least once-and-a-quarter.
Any, I'm bookmarking Hannah Desperado and I will be back (as someone said once).
All you need is some dating and you can satisfy your desperation...
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and looking for someone married or in a relationship.
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Quite bold self statement....!!! Wish to see your desparation. ;)
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